Last night was fairly incredible. I met my friend at Gotham Comedy Club to watch a standup comic named Godfrey do a set. He was excellent, I was rolling for pretty much the entire show. Two beers.

We left the venue to head to his friend’s rooftop BBQ party down on 14th st. He prepped me along the way. His friend works in fashion and the party was completely full of models. Awesome.

We headed inside and out to a back patio and BLAMMO. The amount of stunning women all in one place was extraordinary. Many Indian women, Russians, Estonians, and others. And, of course, the place was completely crawling with some of the doucheiest fucktards imaginable. Jackets and open collar shirts and man-jewelry and cigars. Barf.

So I went around on my own making fun of them all to lots of random women. For some reason it worked pretty well as a conversation starter, and I had a good time chatting around with people. My friend proceeded to get wasted and around 1:30 my friend from the legendary metal band Malevolent Creation texted that he was going to a metal bar down on 2nd and did I want to go. Fuck yes. I split the BBQ and met up with him and his girl there. Everyone there knew him because of Malevolent Creation, and I had a total blast meeting people from a variety of bands I know and love, and other industry affiliates. We stayed there until closing, 4a. I was home at 5a and woke up with one of the worst hangovers of my life. It’s 5p now and I’m about to head out because I have tickets to see Anathema play downtown tonight. I’ll grab some slices on the way since I haven’t eaten yet.

Have a great Saturday evening monkey heads.