{"id":1410,"date":"2012-07-20T19:19:38","date_gmt":"2012-07-20T19:19:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/?p=1410"},"modified":"2012-07-20T19:19:38","modified_gmt":"2012-07-20T19:19:38","slug":"fake-eyebrows-are-gross-and-weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/20\/fake-eyebrows-are-gross-and-weird\/","title":{"rendered":"Fake eyebrows are gross and weird."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never not been a little freaked out by them. Please don&#8217;t do that. Normal eyebrows will always look better than eyebrows drawn on with a pen.<\/p>\n<p>Also, choosing to draw lines on your head to represent a naturally occurring physical feature that you&#8217;ve decided to do away with makes you a total weirdo.<\/p>\n<p>What an utterly bizarre place we live in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never not been a little freaked out by them. Please don&#8217;t do that. Normal eyebrows will always look better than eyebrows drawn on with a pen. Also, choosing to draw lines on your head to represent a naturally occurring &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/20\/fake-eyebrows-are-gross-and-weird\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1410"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1410\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1411,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1410\/revisions\/1411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}