{"id":2448,"date":"2013-03-29T11:06:23","date_gmt":"2013-03-29T15:06:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/?p=2448"},"modified":"2013-03-29T11:18:17","modified_gmt":"2013-03-29T15:18:17","slug":"fuck-it-its-fire-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/29\/fuck-it-its-fire-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck it, it&#8217;s Fire Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a long day yesterday I was reminded I agreed to go to a dinner at someone&#8217;s house.<\/p>\n<p>A couple weeks ago, I was speaking about cooking and food with a woman from a department I&#8217;m acquainted with. With great joy she told me about a special Japanese knife she has that is <em>perfect for everything!<\/em>\u00a0And she really made sure I understood it <em>has a wooden handle!\u00a0<\/em>I wasn&#8217;t sure what the big deal was, but I appreciated the obsessive communicating. I&#8217;m sure I do that about some things, too.<\/p>\n<p>She sent me a mail the next day asking if I wanted to go and check it out and cook something at her place. Mmm hmmm.<\/p>\n<p>I put it off for a week, canceling our first attempt because I became overwhelmed with a deadline. This week I had nearly forgotten again, and when she wrote to remind me about Thursday&#8217;s dinner, I was injected by that dread a person gets when possibly having made a mistake. I was certain I had something else scheduled for the evening and that I&#8217;d have to cancel again.<\/p>\n<p>But, as I looked through all my bookings and due dates and obligations&#8230; free as a grizzly! Dinner on.<\/p>\n<p>She doesn&#8217;t live far from where I work and I grabbed fruit salad on my way over. I bing-bonged the door and she buzzed me in. When she opened the door to her unit I could already smell something cooking and it was great. I was about to give her a hello hug, when suddenly I heard &#8220;Hi!&#8221; from a booming deep voice.<\/p>\n<p>And standing just behind my knife-worshipping friend was a gigantic man. &#8220;I&#8217;m Adrian. Good to meet you and thank you for coming!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wowsers.<\/p>\n<p>So, she has a husband, turns out.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, having a husband is usually something someone mentions when inviting someone to their house, isn&#8217;t it? Or at other times during other conversations? How is it possible that she has a dog I knew about, but a husband I didn&#8217;t?<\/p>\n<p>In that period of taking my shoes off and handing over the fruit salad, I ran scenarios through my head. Maybe he wasn&#8217;t supposed to be there? \u00a0Or maybe she just didn&#8217;t think to mention it. Who knows.<\/p>\n<p>Point is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2450 alignleft\" title=\"url\" src=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/url-300x210.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/url-300x210.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/url.jpeg 717w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>HOLY MOLY was he a great cook. He made curry from scratch, with lots of fresh vegetables and a great jasmine rice with spice and a squashy soup thing. The curry was exquisite. You think you&#8217;ve had all the curry varieties that there are, but NOPE. This was absolutely marvelous stuff. I obsessed about it with him, while the person who invited me over sort of looked on. One serving was enough, and it was excellent.<\/p>\n<p>I left around 8:30 and headed straight home to get some other stuff done. I fell asleep around 11 because of my shitty sleep the night before, and was up early, ready to fuck shit up today.<\/p>\n<p>Three meetings this afternoon, one with a very senior administrator, requiring me to wear a suit. No big deal. I got a new one last fall that I like, and it&#8217;s custom\u00a0tailored\u00a0for my shoulders so it doesn&#8217;t feel too much like a costume. Though I recognize that&#8217;s what it is.<\/p>\n<p>Wait, what&#8217;s that sound? It sounds like someone&#8217;s about to speak into a large, high powered megaphone&#8230; with all that feedback&#8230;<\/p>\n<h2><em>AHEM! Welcome to Dissertation Alley. Once you&#8217;re in, you can never leave. Watch your back in Dissertatioin Alley because no one cares about how badly you&#8217;re fucking up, and there are traps everywhere. So welcome! Enjoy the misery! Enjoy the pain! Drink the stress! Bathe in it, motherfucker! Your DEAD!!<\/em><\/h2>\n<p>Oh shit! It&#8217;s the weekend!<\/p>\n<p>Time for the\u00a0hermitage to resume. &lt;sigh&gt;. I wish I had a happy sex slave. Is that bad?<\/p>\n<p>Probably is very bad. Ignore that.<\/p>\n<p>Have a great weekend!!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a long day yesterday I was reminded I agreed to go to a dinner at someone&#8217;s house. A couple weeks ago, I was speaking about cooking and food with a woman from a department I&#8217;m acquainted with. 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