{"id":2500,"date":"2013-04-15T10:03:45","date_gmt":"2013-04-15T14:03:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/?p=2500"},"modified":"2013-04-15T14:21:48","modified_gmt":"2013-04-15T18:21:48","slug":"epical-bbq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/15\/epical-bbq\/","title":{"rendered":"uncharacteristic saturday provisioning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Something exceedingly rare occurred on Saturday from about 12-6p. I&#8217;m not altogether certain what led to the decision to take it on&#8211; it could have been some urgency to welcome the real spring and summer transition; \u00a0it could have been a little bit of isolation lately. It could have been the invisible push of curiosity which manifests itself in all kinds of chaotic, joyful, terrifying and unexpectedly wondrous ways.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a good chance it was that last part.<\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t even particularly anxious about it during the week, though I probably should have been, even after all of the\u00a0invitations\u00a0were sent out. I just sort of let it happen&#8211; a mass email to about 30 friends, two main groups, the lion dancers and some others. I didn&#8217;t invite my usual friends, actually, which just sort of happened. There were some Indians, some Greeks, a couple whiteys, and maybe 3\/4 Asian, some kids. Unexpectedly, the RSVPs starting flooding in, and&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3>It Was On.<\/h3>\n<p>Friday after work I began preparing, and by the time <strong>The Thing<\/strong> kicked off, I somehow had everything in place.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>The Thing?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3><em>BBQ.<\/em><\/h3>\n<h3><strong>The place?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3><em>My place.<\/em><\/h3>\n<h3><strong>Why?<\/strong><\/h3>\n<h3><em>Because I&#8217;m a crazy person?<\/em><\/h3>\n<h2><em>Probably.<\/em><\/h2>\n<p>Friday after work I went straight to my favorite supermarket and bought 4 racks of ribs, 10 lbs of wings, 5 lbs of 80\/20 burgers (80% beef, 20% pork). I looked online for directions for making marinades and bought all the ingredients for a massive, awesome batch. Some spicy, some tangy, some sweet. I bought 3 large rolls of heavy duty tin foil for making mushroom\u00a0medleys. I bought 10 6-packs of specialty beers, 5 bottles of wine. I bought potatoes and 3 large, whole fish, heads on. And for $7.99 I had it delivered home later on Friday night and I was freakin&#8217; waiting and ready to go nuts.<\/p>\n<p>I have a decent patio in the back of my building. Out there, there&#8217;s a nice stone wall separating our space from the building on the opposite side and I have a grill out there that&#8217;s mine, and another that belongs to the building. Given the amount of people and food expected, I decided to buy 3 more grills. At $10\/piece you can&#8217;t go wrong, and I bet you can&#8217;t find them for that price anywhere else in the city.<\/p>\n<p>But we&#8217;ll save the set up part for a moment. Friday night, after unpacking the boxes of supplies, was more or less like this:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-80-e1366039720654.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2512 aligncenter\" title=\"pre-mix marinade \" src=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-80-e1366039720654-764x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"458\" height=\"614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-80-e1366039720654-764x1024.jpg 764w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-80-e1366039720654-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-80-e1366039720654.jpg 968w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2511\" aria-labelledby=\"figcaption_attachment_2511\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 468px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-81.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2511 \" title=\"ready for soaking\" src=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-81-e1366039901507-764x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"458\" height=\"614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-81-e1366039901507-764x1024.jpg 764w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-81-e1366039901507-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-81-e1366039901507.jpg 968w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"figcaption_attachment_2511\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">hand-kneaded, ready for soaking overnight<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2510\" aria-labelledby=\"figcaption_attachment_2510\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 468px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-82.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2510 \" title=\"chicken wings\" src=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-82-e1366040004292-764x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"458\" height=\"614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-82-e1366040004292-764x1024.jpg 764w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-82-e1366040004292-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-82-e1366040004292.jpg 968w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"figcaption_attachment_2510\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">mmmmmm<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-83.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2509\" title=\"photo (83)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-83-e1366040045559-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-83-e1366040045559-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-83-e1366040045559-764x1024.jpg 764w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-83-e1366040045559.jpg 968w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Of course there were things besides meats to prepare as well, <em>barely.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I followed the instructions pretty well, listening to some podcasts and having a beer, my first in about two months. At some point, probably around 11p, I switched to coffee. Everything was ready to store overnight by about 1:30a. I put everything in nice foil containers and covered them, and altogether it made my fridge look like a professional cooling unit. Stacks and stacks of uniform foil boxes, each full of stuff, ready to be unplugged and deposited on grills the next day. Organized like a motherfucker.<\/p>\n<p>Nervous about time the next morning, I decided to get all the grills sorted out in the wee hours&#8211; they needed to be assembled&#8211; that&#8217;s what you get for $10. It&#8217;s virtually DIY. \u00a0By 2:30a, I was ready to crash in preparation for the big morning ahead.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s something intense about doing something like this completely alone. You have to try thinking of all possible things that could go wrong, and you end up inventing a process for yourself that can&#8217;t be critiqued by anyone, so you need to review your strategy repeatedly. Strangely, it wasn&#8217;t stressful. With some coffee on hand and plenty of hours ahead, I actually sort of enjoyed getting everything ready. I had complete control over the whole shebang, and it was intense and comfortable being in the zone of flow.<\/p>\n<p>I started early the next morning. The patio was bare because all the furniture was still inside for winter storage, so I had to move the usual tables and patio furniture out first. It was a good workout and after a couple runs, despite it being in the 40s, I was sweating and removing layers and my arms were burning.<\/p>\n<p>After getting everything out there, I realized for the first time that it all looked very bare. I had no plans for color or table clothes or anything like that, and it was clearly a mistake. I made a note to myself to hit the dollar store when it opened, probably around 10a. In the meantime I moved all the grills out and got a sense of how things could optimally be arranged.<\/p>\n<p>I made it to the dollar store and chose some pink table cloths. Don&#8217;t ask me why, it just happened that way.<\/p>\n<p>After putting one on one of the tables, I realized something was still missing, everything was going to be too bare, still. \u00a0So I went straight back out to the florist and bought six bunches of flowers. Dumbly and riskily, I got some that matched the table cloths. So, here&#8217;s how things started shaping up. You can see the four grills in a line, there.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-84.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-2508\" title=\"photo (84)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-84-1024x764.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"764\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-84-1024x764.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-84-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-84.jpg 1296w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-85.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-2507\" title=\"photo (85)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-85-1024x764.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"764\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-85-1024x764.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-85-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-85.jpg 1296w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Put a few more flowers out, and I was really liking how the line of grills was coming together as a center piece of the layout. It was at this point I realized I was actually going to pull the whole thing off.<\/p>\n<p>This is the last pre-party picture, and actually one of the last pictures. From this point on I had too much to do and forgot to do much documentation, save for a few snaps here and there. Yes, I am aware it looks like a wedding reception or something&#8211; I didn&#8217;t know what I was doing. So, cheesy, yes. But it was better than it could have been, and actually I think it came together pretty well.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-77.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-2515\" title=\"photo (77)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-77-1024x764.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"764\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-77-1024x764.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-77-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After about 2\/3 of the total RSVPers arrived, I had an idea to go up to my neighbor&#8217;s balcony and grab a picture, and that&#8217;s what you see here (below). There were about 6 more attendees who trickled in as they finished their other obligations that fateful Saturday, and we absolutely maxed out around 4p.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-76.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-2516\" title=\"photo (76)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-76-e1366041679350-764x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"764\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-76-e1366041679350-764x1024.jpg 764w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-76-e1366041679350-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/photo-76-e1366041679350.jpg 1936w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 764px) 100vw, 764px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>At around 6p, everything was gone. I mean *everything*. Somehow all of the beers, all of the food, all of the snacks&#8230; everything.<\/p>\n<p>Which was perfect.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, <em>perfect<\/em>. People were buzzed, a few visibly drunken and happy. People were rubbing their bellies, and stuffed. By 7p talk began about where to move the party to, and who was going where that night.<\/p>\n<p>By 8p there were only 10 people left and they all came up to my place for some tunes and hit the Jack Daniels I usually provide on jam nights.<\/p>\n<p>By 9p the people who stayed were ready for a nap&#8211; that&#8217;s 8 straight hours of eating and drinking.<\/p>\n<p>By 10p it was just me and couple of the girls and we had an incredible threesome.<\/p>\n<p>NOPE.<\/p>\n<p>(Like that would ever happen.)<\/p>\n<p>It was me and couple of the girls, and I walked them down to Broadway to catch a cab home as they were both pretty sloshed.<\/p>\n<p>By 11p I was ready to crash.<\/p>\n<p>By 12a I took my smokey clothes off and threw them in a heap on the floor, and, relishing the quiet, I drank some water, rinsed quickly off, and slid into bed. I was asleep in seconds, belly full, brain full, yet somehow also empty of all things.<\/p>\n<p>I spent Sunday cleaning everything up alone, and it was nice. I replayed some of the conversations and jokes and events of the BBQ as I washed dishes, did the recycling, and packed the grills for storage. My living room smelled like beautiful, sweet campfire from my clothes on the floor, and I decided to hold off on washing them for one more day.<\/p>\n<p>I wish my place could smell like that all the time.<\/p>\n<p>And by Sunday night it was all history. Back to normal. And here I am at the office, Monday morning, looking out my window&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;wearing jeans that smell like smoke, and it&#8217;s good.<\/p>\n<p>Have a great week.<\/p>\n<p>PS. I won the fight on Friday afternoon in the second round by TKO due to strikes. It wasn&#8217;t even close.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something exceedingly rare occurred on Saturday from about 12-6p. 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