{"id":2531,"date":"2013-04-17T17:17:04","date_gmt":"2013-04-17T21:17:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/?p=2531"},"modified":"2013-04-17T17:17:04","modified_gmt":"2013-04-17T21:17:04","slug":"sorry-monkeys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/17\/sorry-monkeys\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry Monkeys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another full day, the morning was too tight and I couldn&#8217;t update. I&#8217;m just at my desk now and it&#8217;s 5p, damn. I&#8217;ll be here for a while trying to get some stuff done for tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>Working in this office is nice. I have a good view from my window, and the building itself has a pretty rich history. I&#8217;m actually sitting in the same space as a favorite sociologist \u00a0when he was writing his most influential book in the 60&#8217;s. I actually had to read that book a couple years ago in a course, and that&#8217;s when I learned of the connection to my office. Back then it used to be called &#8220;The Institute of American Studies&#8221; or something like that.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s sun shiny outside and the sun is fading, and I&#8217;m pretty hungry. Mostly I&#8217;m caffeine deprived. I will train later, but I have to go home first because all my stuff is there. It&#8217;s OK, I can turn it into warm up.<\/p>\n<p>I shaved my cheeks and they feel bare and strange. I keep running the backs of fingers against the grain. It feels so weird and makes a scraping sound that seems very inhuman.<\/p>\n<p>I shaved my armpits once, when I was in my early 20s. No reason. I was just in the shower and decided to keep going after shaving my chin. It was a bad decision. Not as bad as when you shave your pubes into a mohawk and the next day you&#8217;re like What The Fuck?<\/p>\n<p>But pretty bad. They itched for about two straight weeks. Awful.<\/p>\n<p>We are all so very weird. I need to go get some pizza and resume things here, so I&#8217;ll catch you later. I should be able to update like a normal person tomorrow, don&#8217;t worry.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a8m9nYk.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2532\" title=\"a8m9nYk\" src=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a8m9nYk.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"605\" height=\"455\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a8m9nYk.jpeg 605w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/a8m9nYk-300x225.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 605px) 100vw, 605px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another full day, the morning was too tight and I couldn&#8217;t update. I&#8217;m just at my desk now and it&#8217;s 5p, damn. I&#8217;ll be here for a while trying to get some stuff done for tomorrow. Working in this office &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/17\/sorry-monkeys\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2531"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2533,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2531\/revisions\/2533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}