{"id":618,"date":"2012-01-12T13:39:46","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T13:39:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/?p=618"},"modified":"2012-01-12T18:32:20","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T18:32:20","slug":"618","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/12\/618\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spent most of the day yesterday in meetings with one of the <a href=\"http:\/\/bigthink.com\/donaldrubin#!video_idea_id=6206\">wealthiest philanthropists in the country<\/a>, essentially making a pitch for something I made for studying material objects over the web. Here&#8217;s a recording of part of the pitch and the result:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"100%\" height=\"81\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"https:\/\/player.soundcloud.com\/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F33181710\" \/><embed width=\"100%\" height=\"81\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"https:\/\/player.soundcloud.com\/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F33181710\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Unless you want to hear me go on and on for 7 minutes, you can just skip to 7:10 to hear the reaction. At 7:24 you can hear a secondary reaction.<\/p>\n<p>I was told by his staff that this was one of the best outcomes possible from the guy, so that&#8217;s great. The secret to making a great pitch? Be honest with yourself. Do you truly believe in the thing you&#8217;re pitching? If you do, that will come through. If you don&#8217;t, then please reconsider what you&#8217;re about to do. Really. Think about what it really is, and call it by what it really is. \u00a0You might then reconsider what you&#8217;re doing with your whole life. In the extreme, Bill Hicks puts this best:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"420\" height=\"315\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gDW_Hj2K0wo?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"420\" height=\"315\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gDW_Hj2K0wo?version=3&amp;hl=en_US\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>To celebrate, last night I continued working on a massive canvass that was gifted to me a couple months ago. This is the first time I&#8217;ve tried painting on a big canvass. I found it pretty fun with Dragonforce playing in the background, but even then it was still very labor intensive. The paint I was using just didn&#8217;t seem to go on very smoothly.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously I still had most of a can of electric orange paint around, so:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_623\" aria-labelledby=\"figcaption_attachment_623\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 234px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/photo-12.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-623\" title=\"orange plank\" src=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/photo-12-e1326388476136-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/photo-12-e1326388476136-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/photo-12-e1326388476136-764x1024.jpg 764w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/photo-12-e1326388476136.jpg 968w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"figcaption_attachment_623\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Spreading evenly on large canvass is way more effort than it looks.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Before I knew what was really happening, as celestial object was being born, front and center:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/photo-11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-624\" title=\"orange sphere\" src=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/photo-11-e1326388688900-764x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"458\" height=\"614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/photo-11-e1326388688900-764x1024.jpg 764w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/photo-11-e1326388688900-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/photo-11-e1326388688900.jpg 968w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then I brightened the center and widened the corona a bit:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/photo-10.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-622\" title=\"orange ball\" src=\"http:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/photo-10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"358\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/photo-10.jpg 597w, https:\/\/www.obsidiannoise.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/photo-10-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 358px) 100vw, 358px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">To get the center so bright and spotty (like a star) I dripped some white gas on the drying paint&#8211; you know, camping cook stove fuel. It didn&#8217;t mix with the paint at all and instead caused it to form globules and then as it quickly evaporated away, it left some very bright exposed canvass in the middle.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I&#8217;ll probably paint over it depending on how it looks when I get home tonight&#8211; I fear one of those day after things where you fall asleep all proud and shit and the next day you look (or listen) to what you&#8217;ve done and can&#8217;t imagine what the hell you were thinking.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Very tight schedule today and tomorrow and there&#8217;s a larger story that&#8217;s been building over the last few days that I&#8217;ll hopefully be able to share in a day or too.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">OK, out into the cold rain for another meeting downtown, catch you tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spent most of the day yesterday in meetings with one of the wealthiest philanthropists in the country, essentially making a pitch for something I made for studying material objects over the web. 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